You know what?
I don’t feel like making up 17 reasons for hiring me.
Or 6, even.
It’s too damn hot, so I’ll buy a big-ass piece of watermelon and go to the park.
I do what I feel like doing, and call it ‘life’.
If you like that idea, if you’d like more of that for yourself, if you’re looking for some of that freshness, we’ve just found a good reason to chat.
How many do you really need?